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by KaptainZerg
Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:20 pm
Forum: UT2004 General Discussion
Topic: Need feedback on spawn camping solution
Replies: 14
Views: 13659

The best solution isn't map-redesign, it's even simpler than that:

HAVE MORE SEX.

The more you have the less annoyed you get at campers.

But, I do look forward to seeing whatever you're talking about above. :compress:
by KaptainZerg
Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:56 am
Forum: ONS: Spam Vikings
Topic: Rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ;)
Replies: 11
Views: 8060

Hello, Loki. You sound like SVA material, welcome. I come here for the fun, too.
by KaptainZerg
Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:45 am
Forum: UT2004 General Discussion
Topic: Code of honour
Replies: 9
Views: 8515

Image These guys belong to a persistent social layer of UT that includes Nazis and plain old racists, after-school-before-mom-gets-home-psychos, and genuine psychos who have run out of medication. :compress:
by KaptainZerg
Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:04 pm
Forum: UT2004 General Discussion
Topic: just exactly what is an honorable way to kill your opponent?
Replies: 11
Views: 8911

All varieties of "cheese" are acceptable to me in a match as long as they aren't against the rules of the server. Don't let cheese spoil your fun, just roll with it. But, I do understand why a guy who is a really good player would complain about cheesy tactics. It's very simple: some skill...
by KaptainZerg
Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:36 am
Forum: ONS: Spam Vikings
Topic: Get your SVA forum sig
Replies: 1
Views: 2916

Get your SVA forum sig

If any regular SVA player wants a sig in the same style as mine, send me a forum pm with the details of what you want on it. If you're not sure just send me you name and prefered UT character and I'll make it up as I design.

Don't post here.
Don't post here.

Use the forum pm system to send me info.
by KaptainZerg
Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:09 pm
Forum: ONS: Spam Vikings
Topic: Hacks, aimbots (assists), camping, speed hax...
Replies: 47
Views: 26885

Thanks glad to hear im no longer classed as a noob =P. Hey, the Big K, I think your game would improve greatly if you started using this: http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/592/mrt0bq.gif Instead of taking the time to type a "Mr. T" insult, rejoinder, comment, etc., you just blast this suck...
by KaptainZerg
Fri Mar 10, 2006 9:45 pm
Forum: UT3 General Discussion
Topic: New Screenshots (Pictures of Hellbender)
Replies: 29
Views: 17634

Simple Rules to Promote Peace * Rule 1: Remember the Human * Rule 2: Adhere to the same standards of behavior online that you follow in real life, or behave as if the person you're talking to is standing right in front of you, within punch-your-face range. * Rule 3: Know where you are in cyberspace...
by KaptainZerg
Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:30 pm
Forum: ONS: Spam Vikings
Topic: Is this AOL sex chat???
Replies: 60
Views: 23660

This thread could be used as proof that children of broken homes who abuse drugs and play video games are a major threat to society.
by KaptainZerg
Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:22 pm
Forum: ONS: Spam Vikings
Topic: Hello Clan DW!
Replies: 12
Views: 8093

SVA is the acronym for one of the three chronic diseases you have; mental illness and pornography addiction are the first two (that we know about). :idea:
by KaptainZerg
Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:04 pm
Forum: UT3 General Discussion
Topic: new video, i think
Replies: 8
Views: 7498

It was new to me. Thanks, barto. What Producer Jeff Morris said in the interview about a release date for 2k7 didn't make me think the game won't ship for long, long time. I think he recited generic boilerplate comments that producers always offer whenever they're asked for a release date. Morris sa...