I tried to learn his secrets but everytime he spoke the building would shake and rumble, and lightning and thunder would boom, so I stooped asking!Desko wrote:You should have asked him to teach you how to explode people by looking at them!
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LOL :cheers: That is the first time I have shot a liquid through my nose for laughing so hard in a long long time!!! :cheers:
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:activate carmon from south park voice:
(be forewarned that spelling is based on my rendition of carmens voice)
but meeeem i want to go see chuck norris and his kick ass powers come oooooonnnnn i wanna see him round house kick kenny in the head.
:/deactivate winey carmen voice:
but seriously i want to see him round house kick SOMEONE PREFERABLY DONAVON
(be forewarned that spelling is based on my rendition of carmens voice)
but meeeem i want to go see chuck norris and his kick ass powers come oooooonnnnn i wanna see him round house kick kenny in the head.
:/deactivate winey carmen voice:
but seriously i want to see him round house kick SOMEONE PREFERABLY DONAVON
Its Pronounced Taz-Cross-Blade, not Tazer-Blade, not Taz-Crows-Blade, not Taco-Blade, Taz-Cross-Blade
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Do you mean Cartman? Eric Cartman? There is no one named Carmen on that show as far as I know.

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who read binary, and everyone else.
4013 is only a FAD
And 2989? Well that's just BAD
Cheers, Damnidge
Just out of curiosity, why do you all of the sudden hate Donovan? I thought you guys were friends... You used to hang out in vent... What, exactly, did he do to make him deserve a CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick?)Tazcrosblade_ wrote:
but seriously i want to see him round house kick SOMEONE PREFERABLY DONAVON
When submersed in a liquid, creatures with lungs are typically unable to breathe.
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Yep....I have a secret room with a Chuck Norris shrine. It plays on a 72 inch monitor continuously...surrounded by burning candles and incense, and all of his magazine covers, plus some trimmings from his beard in a small vial. If I fail to watch the video once a day I must go to the Chuck'O Bot, and take a full power roundhouse kick to the head. The Chuck'O Bot has precisely the same force as the real Chuck, and the foot is made from an impression of Chuck's foot.DW_Damnidge wrote:You guys have seen this I hope:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCY_Bp_emJw
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BrainPan wrote:Do you mean Cartman? Eric Cartman? There is no one named Carmen on that show as far as I know.
ah yes cartmen i havent watched it in a while so i get confused
Its Pronounced Taz-Cross-Blade, not Tazer-Blade, not Taz-Crows-Blade, not Taco-Blade, Taz-Cross-Blade
When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
