Do you need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY?!
manana! fizzbitch! and GUN!! and bearhumping similar to hump catting
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Haha, yeah. I was just about to post these on here, but you beat me too it.
Drinking Brawndo is like SHAVING YOUR CHEST WITH A LAWNMOWER, which seems dangerous, but not as dangerous as Brawndo, because drinking Brawdo is like RIDING A PONY, which seems NOT dangerous, but the pony is 300 FEET TALL AND COVERED IN CHAINSAWS, and to ride it you have to take an elevator with 16 LIVE COUGARS which is a real sport in LATIN AMERICA.
Drinking Brawndo is like SHAVING YOUR CHEST WITH A LAWNMOWER, which seems dangerous, but not as dangerous as Brawndo, because drinking Brawdo is like RIDING A PONY, which seems NOT dangerous, but the pony is 300 FEET TALL AND COVERED IN CHAINSAWS, and to ride it you have to take an elevator with 16 LIVE COUGARS which is a real sport in LATIN AMERICA.
When submersed in a liquid, creatures with lungs are typically unable to breathe.