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DW_BrainPan
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Angus:

% was harvested!
% was reaped -- try sewing

Eyeball:

an Eyeball got the red out of %

Seeker:

% was licked and stamped
% tried walking the dog/around the world (any other yoyo term) with a Seeker

Queen:

% failed to genuflect to the Queen

Goro:

% got the point
% tried to take the bull by the horns
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MMA_T1mesh1fter
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BrainPan wrote:Angus:

% was harvested! <---- Brilliant! :D

Goro:

% got the point <---- epic!


Goro:

% found out how painfull the life of a red blanket must be!

% died a horny death!

Wrong game to score a bullseye %!


Titan:

% failed as a Catcher!

% took headbanging to literally


Raptor:

Wrong time to play dentist %!

% got perforated!


Wailord:

% did not pay attention to the sky!


mole:

% clearly lacks Whack-a-Mole skills


Suicide with ion painter:

% fired his lazer too close!


Death due to falling damage:

% did not open his parachute on time!

% perfectly mimic'd a comet!
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DW_Mobius
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Xfire: redeemermma

Suicide:

% Died an amusing death.
XzaLLeNT
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for seekers:
% caught a seeker's bullet pass for a touchdown.
% was nice enough to be target practice for a seeker.

for titans:
% has just been made more flexible by a titan.
% thought "they didn't see a rock" coming at them.

(^^ the last one is prbly the most common excuse after dying from a titan)

for luci:
% just needs graham crackers to be a smore.
% got a little too intimate with Luci.
Foxlink
Killer in Training
Posts: 16
Joined: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:00 pm
Location: Ohio

Volcanic Slith:

Volcanic Slith let % know why it's a bad idea to take a stone from Hawaii.
DW_Ant
DW Clan Member
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Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:00 pm
Location: North Carolina

metroids in wave 2
% sucks

Moles
% should of watched where he/she stepped on

BioDudes
% confused the bio dudes as part of his/her team

Poison Sliths
A poison slith gave % some green eggs & ham for breakfast

lightning sliths
% became a lightning rod

Fire Sliths
Ultima: % should not stay that close to a fireworks show
Ultima: % was attracted to the glowing figure after killing a fire slith
Ultima (If killed more than one person): A slith happen to die in a popular hiding spot.

Badger
% underestimated the danger of a little furry badger

goros
% should not participate in a Mexican Bull Chase

Shrikes or Raptors
Don't feed the animals %

Titans
% successfully caught a rock
One happy titan managed to force % in eating some stone
% got too greedy with the experience points that he forgot to dodge a slow moving rock.

Green Titans
Mines death: Red mines are good. Green mines are bad, %.

Queens
Melee death: % played patty cake with a queen
No %, the shield doesn't protect you. It protects the queen.

Wailords
If AM dies: % wonders where all his/her adrenaline went
% had a tough time shooting wailords in the air. Try some duck hunting %.

Warlords
Deemer death: % dodged all the rockets except for the deemer missile
Deemer death: % tried to shoot down the deemer missile...he/she failed

Seekers
goop: % is not out of reach from a seeker
goop: % swallowed a heap of trouble from a seeker
death from a seeker pull: % died from falling inside a 10 foot-tall room
death from a seeker pull: A seeker slammed % into the ground
death from a seeekr pull: % didn't place a trans to come back home after a seeker pull.

Axemen
% must of watch some Moral Kombat or something since he/she thought he/she could take on an axemen <---- need real name here
died with energy weap: % wonders why the axeman never died after all projectiles reflected from him

Manta
% didn't know that the mantas could kill you
Instead of dieing from a luci, % died from the mantas flying around him/her

Luci
A lucifer invited % to his BBQ
% peeked out the corner at the wrong time
Despite all the people surround the luci, the luci happen to choose %

Suicides
AM suicide: % needs to regenerate all his/her weapons again......bummer
WM suicide: % is hoping to get better weapons his/her next life
MM suicide: % forgot to apply the medic weapon to his/her weapon
Fall suicide: Something astonished % up there. He/she failed to trans up there alive
Mine Suicide: Yes % mines do explode in your face when monsters shoot at you
closing door/elevator suicide: % didn't know that a closing door/elevator is an instant death even if you had ghost.
Suicide from the Zkill (falling under map): % fell through the world. It was a beautiful site, but not a safe one
Suicide from super weapon: % is risking his/her friendship with fellow teammates
Suicide from super weapon: % underestimated the explosive radius from a redeemer/ion painter
Suicide from super weapon: No %, a super healing weapon doesn't work.
Suicide from drowning: Hiding underwater doesn't work unless you have a healing gun with you, %.
Suicide from drowning: % drank too much water.

Killed by a broken trans: % didn't get a warning that their trans was busted
Killed by a broken trans: % should place his/her trans in a better/safer spot
Killed by a broken trans: % didn't realize that using a mwm or med maker could fix a busted trans
Killed by a broken trans: Stuck with the monsters, % couldn't come back home when using a busted trans
Killed by a teammate: It's okay %, it's only one death.
Killed by a teammate: % is really pissed off at (killer)
Killed by a teammate: (killer) say "you're sorry" to %
Killed by a teammate: (killer) didn't realize that he is just as dangerous as the monsters out there.
Killed by a teammate: (Killer), that is NOT how to heal a teammate

Ah man that's alot of typing
:homework:
The difference between successful people from others is
not in the lack of strength,
not in the lack of knowledge,
but rather in the lack of will.

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Foxlink
Killer in Training
Posts: 16
Joined: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:00 pm
Location: Ohio

Death from Radioactive mine: No, %, radio-activeness does not make you glow.

Angus

(hacked in two):Angus seemed to have thought % was wheat.


Seeker

(pulled across the map):% got a magical carpet ride, but the end wasn't to fun.
40_Shards
1337 Haxor
Posts: 193
Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:00 pm
Location: Sunspire

Bump. And so it's justified:

Metroid
% seriously needs some coffee.

More soon
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DW_Ant
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Are we going to have these in the game some time? Some of these are hilarious XD
The difference between successful people from others is
not in the lack of strength,
not in the lack of knowledge,
but rather in the lack of will.

FFE466

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40_Shards
1337 Haxor
Posts: 193
Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:00 pm
Location: Sunspire

Volcanic Slith Ultima:
% is angry. % is already creating his/her own topic regarding this.
You should be glad % isn't on vent.
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