Call of Duty Haiku

[DW_ImAnArmyMan]

Here is a HAiku about call of duty. Inspired by mobius.

An old car explodes.
Killing a camping noob.
I laugh and escape death.

[DW_Fry]

Nice :)

[DW_ImAnArmyMan]

Another one for Mobius:

Frenetic gun porn
How did he kill me again
I am a noobzor

I sit quietly
Staring at a glowing dot
I am the sniper

Some for UT

Squish/crunch, my body
I can see the floor rising
I've been fragged again

He strode through the gates
His Rocket Launcher in hand
Ready to conquer

Alone in the char
Insolent humility
Awaits the next dance

Rancid stench of death.
Stacks of corpses, I trudge on.
Promised land beyond.

[DW_Mobius]

I reload my gun
laughing hysterically
Heh heh, Army's Dead