Corrupt Wish Game .

[DW_KarmaKat]

Granted, but in blowing out the last of the goo, you have doomed an entire civilisation that had taken up residence in your left nostril.

I wish it would never rain on the weekends!

[DW_BrainPan]

Granted, weekends have been eliminated, we now have a seven day work week (and it rains all the time).

I wish someone would cut my grass every week for free.

[Elysium]

Granted, but he also cuts away all the flowers and leaves the mess for u.

I wish for longer weekends

[DW_BrainPan]

Granted, weekdays have been eliminated, we now have a 7 day weekend. No one works and the economy plummets. Also (due to Karma's wish) it never rains and the planet quickly dries up.

I wish some one would clean up these chopped up flowers all over my lawn.

[Skyline]

Granted, but the robotic vacuum cleaner used to tidy up your lawn is hijacked by terrorists and goes on a killing spree around your neighbourhood. Then the FBI phones you up and tells you it will kill you within 24 hours unless you destroy it using the laser-toting sharks they gave you...

I wish you really could build teleporters out of pieces of metal.

[DW_Ifondlesweaters]

Granted, but unfortunately the only destinations that the teleporter leads to are the public library or Richard Simmons's underwear.

I wish for infinite wishes with no negative consequences. :cheers:

[DW_BrainPan]

Granted, the wishes themselves have no negative consequences, because all you ever use them for is wishing for more wishes. You become addicted to wish wishing and sit in a dark room all day chanting "three more wishes" in a zombie-like monotone.

I wish I could think of something really good to wish for.

[Elysium]

Granted, you wish u could think of a good wish, then u wish the same and the same until u go insane and eat ur underwear

I wish I had a pony

[DW_Ant]

Granted, but then you find little kids knocking on your door every hour to ride the pony.

I wish to stop making wishes.

[Skyline]

Granted, but the wish-making industry begins to plummet, causing the world economy to become a giant black hole which eats up money (and whatever's left on BP's lawn)

I wish to find a wish that is completely uncorruptable!