Corrupt Wish Game .

[DW_Bomzin]

Granted ,but nothing happens and you have wasted a wish .

I wish it was Saturday.

[DW_Ant]

Granted, but Friday is yesterday.

I wish I didn't have to brush my teeth twice a day to keep my teeth white.

[Elysium]

Granted, but your gums get an infection and all your pretty shiny white teeth start falling out one by one

I wish I didn't have to cook dinner tonight.

[DW_Ant]

Granted, but you've developed a nasty habit to eat at fast food places & enjoying popcorn for dinner.

I'd wish for infinite water supply & inf storage for this water!

[Elysium]

Granted, it's all you will ever have.

I wish for healthy fastfood, that tastes as good as it does now.

[Jon!]

granted, but everything else is full of fat and tastes like shi*. Who wants McDs at their wedding???

I wish the weather could be warm, not sweating hot or freezing cold!

[DW_Ant]

Granted, but keep in mind that hot, warm, and cold are relative terms.
Now 70 degrees seems super hot, and 40 degrees seems really cold.

I wish a giant asteroid hits the Earth & the world blows up!
Note: Not really ;)

[DW_BrainPan]

Granted, as the Earth "blows up" you realize you're actually living on a balloon at a bratty little kids birthday party (and he keeps licking his "Earth balloon" right where your house is.

I wish 6 was 9 and 8 was 5.

[DW_Bomzin]

Granted but it screws up out system and throws us back into the dark ages .

I wish 9 was 6 again and 5 is now back to 8 :clown:

[DW_BrainPan]

Granted, but four (and for and fore) are accidentally omitted completely. It's impossible to book reservations on couples night, people can't complete sentences, and millions of golfers around the world are getting beaned by errant golf shots.

I wish my cat could talk.