Corrupt Wish Game .

[DW_Ant]

Granted, but now you know what your cat truly thinks of you, and also you cannot get peace and quiet.

I wish I can reply to my own wishes.

[DW_Ant]

Granted, but you...I mean I quickly run out of ideas to reply to myself constantly and my wishes become very dull. Then everyone else gets tired of reading my infinite lousy wishes.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner!

[DW_Poisoned]

Granted, but all the children come to eat you.

I wish I was immortal

[DW_Ant]

Granted, but your body slowly decays. A hundred years later, you become very frail: bones breaks constantly and teeth are nonexistent. Three hundred years later, you are nothing but living ashes. Others think you are dead so they buried you alive. You sit in your coffin really bored...waiting for death.
Sorry, that's alittle bit on my dark side of the moon >:)

I wish I created the greatest map of all maps combined for Monster Mash :P

[DW_Poisoned]

Granted, but it crashes the server and you can never figure out why you cant play the map without it crashing five seconds in, and you will have wasted all that time making the map for nothing. Oh, and people would have hated it anyway :P

I wish I was a King (random stuff ftw XD lol)

[DW_BrainPan]

Granted, you feel torn, worn and dirty (and rather flat). You spend your nights in a smoke filled room, tossed around by greasy, sweaty hands, and your days sandwiched inside a small box with 51 other unlucky souls.

I wish I had a vacation house in Hawaii.

[DW_Ant]

Granted, but you didn't get laid.

I wish I got laid in Hawaii.

[DW_Bomzin]

Granted , but you come home with a terrible itch that never goes away .

I wish I could do last week over.

[Elysium]

Granted, u do everything exactly the same, including wishing u could do last week over and u get stuck in last week forever!

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow

[DW_Ant]

Granted...In the next two minutes, you'll receive an important phone call. Your boss calls you to say, "You're fired!"

I wish I had four arms and unlimited deodorant supply.