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DW_Ifondlesweaters
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Shards, you obviously have no grasp on the concept of Chuck Norris. There is no "if" with Chuck Norris. He would have this weapon dismantled and converted to a working toaster before anyone else had time to unholster it. And then he'd kill you with a slice of the toast. Actually, to truly "norrisify" the situation, he'd kill you with raw toast, also known as bread.

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40 Shards wrote:If Chuck Norris ever needs a weapon...
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DW_BrainPan
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Maybe he meant if Chuck Norris ever needs a weapon...
to get rid of blackheads with,
to remove corns with,
to trim his nails with,
to scare bullets back into.
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DW_ImAnArmyMan
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How about owning one of these in your arsenal...
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DW_Ifondlesweaters
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You guys and your big guns. Everybody knows that those who talk about their "big guns" alot are really packing heat more comparable to this:
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DW_Ant
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DW_Ifondlesweaters wrote:Image

Oh wow that's a HUGE hand!!! I wonder if this giant can fit in our gymnasium!

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The difference between successful people from others is
not in the lack of strength,
not in the lack of knowledge,
but rather in the lack of will.

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DW_Ant
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Okay here's I would like for Christmas!
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40 Shards wrote:If Chuck Norris ever gets tired of roundhouse-kicking his opponents into oblivion (or killing them with 'raw toast')...
Chuck Norris never gets tired. It's more like his opponents got tired of kissing his boot in their mouths. I doubt that Chuck Norris even cares in what they think.
The difference between successful people from others is
not in the lack of strength,
not in the lack of knowledge,
but rather in the lack of will.

FFE466

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DW_Bomzin
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This brought back memories of some time ago . Is this the right post ?
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This little thing would probably be enough just to piss someone off. Although with a heavy load we could get it to penetrate through 3/4 sheet rock .
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It operates off of flash cotton shooting pellets . For the ignition we used a igniter off of the rockets from model rockets.
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