How to call the cops.

[DW_Bomzin]

How To Call The Police When You're Old And Don't Move Fast Anymore.

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things..

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay"

He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

True Story

[camelsauce]

:sbigsmile: Sounds like something the Tulsa, Oklahoma Police dispatcher would say. only becuase it was actually one of their own Tulsa's finest doing the robbing. That's a true story to that happend notto long ago here where I live. Our star Officer so brave and strong was actually a crook and a drug dealer who would go on a private stings with "alot" of co-officers and raid the dope houses stealing all their money and drugs then forcing past people they had dirt on from previous bust's to work selling the drugs for them. And then our mayor just a few months following found guilty embezzling our money. Had our city road and highway lights turned off period to try and save Tulsa more money and create thousands more jobs ect. Layed off houndreds of good police (probably the eones to good to help actually do the stealing). Then it turns out we had more than enough cash and hired all the cops back plus houndreds more and built a larger (huge) jail. Only in America folks, lol. It's crazy how many things go on that are crazy as he77. Reading your story just shed some light on how some of the things are actually funny.

[DW_Pixie]

You're in Tulsa, camel?

Tulsa has a RIDICULOUS amount of construction going on right now. I've never seen the city so torn up before ever. At least they're finally starting to finish some projects that have taken them months.

Anyways, hi neighbor. I live in Broken Arrow. :)