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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:06 pm
by mersenary aka MinisterofDeath
Desko wrote:You should have asked him to teach you how to explode people by looking at them!
I tried to learn his secrets but everytime he spoke the building would shake and rumble, and lightning and thunder would boom, so I stooped asking!
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:30 pm
by DW_StaticLan
LOL :cheers: That is the first time I have shot a liquid through my nose for laughing so hard in a long long time!!! :cheers:
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:17 pm
by Tazcrosblade_
:activate carmon from south park voice:
(be forewarned that spelling is based on my rendition of carmens voice)
but meeeem i want to go see chuck norris and his kick ass powers come oooooonnnnn i wanna see him round house kick kenny in the head.
:/deactivate winey carmen voice:
but seriously i want to see him round house kick SOMEONE PREFERABLY DONAVON
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:57 am
by DW_BrainPan
Do you mean Cartman? Eric Cartman? There is no one named Carmen on that show as far as I know.
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:54 pm
by Damnidge
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:24 pm
by Desko
Tazcrosblade_ wrote:
but seriously i want to see him round house kick SOMEONE PREFERABLY DONAVON
Just out of curiosity, why do you all of the sudden hate Donovan? I thought you guys were friends... You used to hang out in vent... What, exactly, did he do to make him deserve a CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick?)
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:30 pm
by mersenary aka MinisterofDeath
Yep....I have a secret room with a Chuck Norris shrine. It plays on a 72 inch monitor continuously...surrounded by burning candles and incense, and all of his magazine covers, plus some trimmings from his beard in a small vial. If I fail to watch the video once a day I must go to the Chuck'O Bot, and take a full power roundhouse kick to the head. The Chuck'O Bot has precisely the same force as the real Chuck, and the foot is made from an impression of Chuck's foot.
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:59 pm
by Tazcrosblade_
BrainPan wrote:Do you mean Cartman? Eric Cartman? There is no one named Carmen on that show as far as I know.
ah yes cartmen i havent watched it in a while so i get confused
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:36 am
by Chavez
When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.