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From SNL but using Foam or Foum instead of Shimmer

[ open on suburban kitchen, Wife and Husband arguing ]

Wife: New Foam is a floor wax!

Husband: No, new Foam is a dessert topping!

Wife: It's a floor wax!

Husband: It's a dessert topping!

Wife: It's a floor wax, I'm telling you!

Husband: It's a dessert topping, you cow!

Spokesman: [ enters quickly ] Hey, hey, hey, calm down, you two. New Foam is both a floor wax and a dessert topping! Here, I'll spray some on your mop.. [ sprays Foam onto mop ] ..and some on your butterscotch pudding. [ sprays Foam onto pudding ]

[ Husband eats while Wife mops ]

Husband: Mmmmm, tastes terrific!

Wife: And just look at that shine! But will it last?

Spokesman: Hey, outlasts every other leading floor wax, 2 to 1. It's durable, and it's scuff-resistant.

Husband: And it's delicious!

Spokesman: Sure is! Perks up anything from an ice cream sundae to a pumpkin pie!

Wife: Made from an exclusive non-yellowing formula.

Husband: I haven't even touched my pudding and I'm ready for more!

Wife: But what about black heel marks?

Spokesman: Dirt, grime, even black heel marks, wipe clean with a damp mop.

[ Husband accidentally sprays Foam onto the floor ]

Husband: Oh, sorry, honey, I'll clean that up!

Wife: Oh, no problem, sweetheart, not with new Foam

[ Spokesman laughs continuously as he approaches the camera ]

Spokesman: New Foam, for the greatest shine you ever tasted!



Now you can have your thread back.

nvm, I'll keep thinking don't bother... it might not go too well anyways because editboards and phpbb don't allow the white and blue colors anymore so I don't like the look of my forum.