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Granted, but they also have a mirror affixed above their snout so as to burn their own eyes out.

I wish bacon fried itself.

granted, but bacon isn't very clever so it overcooked!

I wish my new processor worked!!!

Granted , but it works to well and eventually takes you over turning you into the starting of the borg .

I wish I could follow the rules.

Granted, but you can never stop, you must always do what the rules say, and become like a robot

I wish 100 people were NOT coming over today

Granted, they all bring 2 friends so 300 people show up (and they're hungry).

I wish I had a TARDIS machine.

Granted but it malfunctions and you become lost in time .

I wish I could find my keys.

Granted, but you find that these are the keys you lost when you were 12, they're completely useless now.


I wish someone would get rid of all these blind sharks with lasers (and mirrors) on their heads. One of them knocked his mirror crooked and has fried several of the others.

Granted, but the blind, laser-wielding sharks are transported to a YMCA pool filled with little children learning how to swim--Oh, the humanity!!

I wish my in-laws weren't staying here this weekend.

Granted , shortly afterward they explain those wern't you inlaws but your children and you have developed altimeters .

I wish the world really was flat .

Granted, but the world real is a planet in a different galaxy so not much is affected

I wish my nose wasn't so stuffed up