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Granted, weekends have been eliminated, we now have a seven day work week (and it rains all the time).

I wish someone would cut my grass every week for free.

Granted, but he also cuts away all the flowers and leaves the mess for u.

I wish for longer weekends

Granted, weekdays have been eliminated, we now have a 7 day weekend. No one works and the economy plummets. Also (due to Karma's wish) it never rains and the planet quickly dries up.

I wish some one would clean up these chopped up flowers all over my lawn.

Granted, but the robotic vacuum cleaner used to tidy up your lawn is hijacked by terrorists and goes on a killing spree around your neighbourhood. Then the FBI phones you up and tells you it will kill you within 24 hours unless you destroy it using the laser-toting sharks they gave you...

I wish you really could build teleporters out of pieces of metal.

Granted, but unfortunately the only destinations that the teleporter leads to are the public library or Richard Simmons's underwear.

I wish for infinite wishes with no negative consequences. :cheers:

Granted, the wishes themselves have no negative consequences, because all you ever use them for is wishing for more wishes. You become addicted to wish wishing and sit in a dark room all day chanting "three more wishes" in a zombie-like monotone.

I wish I could think of something really good to wish for.

Granted, you wish u could think of a good wish, then u wish the same and the same until u go insane and eat ur underwear

I wish I had a pony

Granted, but the wish-making industry begins to plummet, causing the world economy to become a giant black hole which eats up money (and whatever's left on BP's lawn)

I wish to find a wish that is completely uncorruptable!