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Angus:

% was harvested!
% was reaped -- try sewing

Eyeball:

an Eyeball got the red out of %

Seeker:

% was licked and stamped
% tried walking the dog/around the world (any other yoyo term) with a Seeker

Queen:

% failed to genuflect to the Queen

Goro:

% got the point
% tried to take the bull by the horns

BrainPan wrote:Angus:

% was harvested! <---- Brilliant! :D

Goro:

% got the point <---- epic!

Goro:

% found out how painfull the life of a red blanket must be!

% died a horny death!

Wrong game to score a bullseye %!


Titan:

% failed as a Catcher!

% took headbanging to literally


Raptor:

Wrong time to play dentist %!

% got perforated!


Wailord:

% did not pay attention to the sky!


mole:

% clearly lacks Whack-a-Mole skills


Suicide with ion painter:

% fired his lazer too close!


Death due to falling damage:

% did not open his parachute on time!

% perfectly mimic'd a comet!

Suicide:

% Died an amusing death.

for seekers:
% caught a seeker's bullet pass for a touchdown.
% was nice enough to be target practice for a seeker.

for titans:
% has just been made more flexible by a titan.
% thought "they didn't see a rock" coming at them.

(^^ the last one is prbly the most common excuse after dying from a titan)

for luci:
% just needs graham crackers to be a smore.
% got a little too intimate with Luci.

Volcanic Slith:

Volcanic Slith let % know why it's a bad idea to take a stone from Hawaii.

metroids in wave 2
% sucks

Moles
% should of watched where he/she stepped on

BioDudes
% confused the bio dudes as part of his/her team

Poison Sliths
A poison slith gave % some green eggs & ham for breakfast

lightning sliths
% became a lightning rod

Fire Sliths
Ultima: % should not stay that close to a fireworks show
Ultima: % was attracted to the glowing figure after killing a fire slith
Ultima (If killed more than one person): A slith happen to die in a popular hiding spot.

Badger
% underestimated the danger of a little furry badger

goros
% should not participate in a Mexican Bull Chase

Shrikes or Raptors
Don't feed the animals %

Titans
% successfully caught a rock
One happy titan managed to force % in eating some stone
% got too greedy with the experience points that he forgot to dodge a slow moving rock.

Green Titans
Mines death: Red mines are good. Green mines are bad, %.

Queens
Melee death: % played patty cake with a queen
No %, the shield doesn't protect you. It protects the queen.

Wailords
If AM dies: % wonders where all his/her adrenaline went
% had a tough time shooting wailords in the air. Try some duck hunting %.

Warlords
Deemer death: % dodged all the rockets except for the deemer missile
Deemer death: % tried to shoot down the deemer missile...he/she failed

Seekers
goop: % is not out of reach from a seeker
goop: % swallowed a heap of trouble from a seeker
death from a seeker pull: % died from falling inside a 10 foot-tall room
death from a seeker pull: A seeker slammed % into the ground
death from a seeekr pull: % didn't place a trans to come back home after a seeker pull.

Axemen
% must of watch some Moral Kombat or something since he/she thought he/she could take on an axemen <---- need real name here
died with energy weap: % wonders why the axeman never died after all projectiles reflected from him

Manta
% didn't know that the mantas could kill you
Instead of dieing from a luci, % died from the mantas flying around him/her

Luci
A lucifer invited % to his BBQ
% peeked out the corner at the wrong time
Despite all the people surround the luci, the luci happen to choose %

Suicides
AM suicide: % needs to regenerate all his/her weapons again......bummer
WM suicide: % is hoping to get better weapons his/her next life
MM suicide: % forgot to apply the medic weapon to his/her weapon
Fall suicide: Something astonished % up there. He/she failed to trans up there alive
Mine Suicide: Yes % mines do explode in your face when monsters shoot at you
closing door/elevator suicide: % didn't know that a closing door/elevator is an instant death even if you had ghost.
Suicide from the Zkill (falling under map): % fell through the world. It was a beautiful site, but not a safe one
Suicide from super weapon: % is risking his/her friendship with fellow teammates
Suicide from super weapon: % underestimated the explosive radius from a redeemer/ion painter
Suicide from super weapon: No %, a super healing weapon doesn't work.
Suicide from drowning: Hiding underwater doesn't work unless you have a healing gun with you, %.
Suicide from drowning: % drank too much water.

Killed by a broken trans: % didn't get a warning that their trans was busted
Killed by a broken trans: % should place his/her trans in a better/safer spot
Killed by a broken trans: % didn't realize that using a mwm or med maker could fix a busted trans
Killed by a broken trans: Stuck with the monsters, % couldn't come back home when using a busted trans
Killed by a teammate: It's okay %, it's only one death.
Killed by a teammate: % is really pissed off at (killer)
Killed by a teammate: (killer) say "you're sorry" to %
Killed by a teammate: (killer) didn't realize that he is just as dangerous as the monsters out there.
Killed by a teammate: (Killer), that is NOT how to heal a teammate

Ah man that's alot of typing
:homework:

Death from Radioactive mine: No, %, radio-activeness does not make you glow.

Angus

(hacked in two):Angus seemed to have thought % was wheat.


Seeker

(pulled across the map):% got a magical carpet ride, but the end wasn't to fun.

Bump. And so it's justified:

Metroid
% seriously needs some coffee.

More soon

Are we going to have these in the game some time? Some of these are hilarious XD

Volcanic Slith Ultima:
% is angry. % is already creating his/her own topic regarding this.
You should be glad % isn't on vent.