The 'Greatest' piece of music ever

Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:07 am

Clarification is needed here on the word "Great". Great has several different meanings depending on context, and for those of you who are brave enough to view this link, you will need context (as well as a lot of counceling).

Stars may be great - wonderful beacons of light shining in the universe. Astronomic gas nebulas may be great - beautiful collections of stardust floating in the night. But black holes are also great - sucking in all life and matter around them and crushing it out of existance. Indeed, the super massive black holes are in some way the "greatest" objects in the universe and may end it all one day.

Thus it is purely for science I present you this, a musical "black hole". This has many similarities with black holes, it sucks in all life that gets near it, and is mind numbingly depressing to contemplate. All music is crushed right out of existance by its mere presence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m9n5Uv0bp0

To forestall any questions regarding the authenticity of this video, yes it is a genune attempt at producing a new girl-band on the wave of 90s girl bands that were started with the Spice Girls and the All Saints.

As a Brit, I feel I must apologise for my nations unleashing these horrors on you all.

Sorry.

Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:22 am

LMFAO...

At least they were not too bad to look at.

Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:47 pm

I will never get those 3 minutes and 16 seconds of my life back....

Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:52 pm

That...was the most incredibly attrocious piece of buble gum pop I have ever seen. I must agree with Bean, I really could have been salivating over a new video card for the time I wasted on that!! :banghead: :banghead:

Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:31 pm

Egad! That black hole of musical non-pulchritude has collapsed my brain and sucked it out of my ears! AaaAiAIIAEeEIEEeEEE!!!!

And I must protest the plagiarism of a perfectly nice nonesense song!!!
"Manah-Manah" does not deserve such vile treatment as it received from the lips of those talentless twits! Even the version I played in my high school marching band on kazoos showed more musicality!

I herewith provide you a link to a much more enjoyable version!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy2RWLJR4xQ

Gorzakk....one "I'm sorry" is not enough to atone for this travesty! ;)

KKat

Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:13 pm

I did warn you guys. And you should be grateful, America has never made anything as bad as that.

Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:07 pm

HOoOoOray for Kat!!!! Muppet's RULE!

Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:42 pm

Gorzakk wrote:I did warn you guys. And you should be grateful, America has never made anything as bad as that.

We do a lot worse. We produce MALE bands that do that kind of crap.

Rich (TW)

Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:52 am

Effing horrible. Couldn't last five minutes. It was like a cover of that Zound that goes, "Man-ama-na ... doo-doo-do-do-do ..." done by a bunch of transsexuals.

Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:22 am

ToxicWaste wrote:
Gorzakk wrote:I did warn you guys. And you should be grateful, America has never made anything as bad as that.
We do a lot worse. We produce MALE bands that do that kind of crap.

Rich (TW)

Do they ever run for government?

http://members.lycos.co.uk/pyz_21stcent ... nilla.html

No way no way! :laughing2:

BTW, that masterpiece made it to number 14 in the UK charts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanilla_(band)

Odd because I remember 1998 having some decent acts around.

EDIT---

KarmaKat, you Amercans must answer for this travesty:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrW8ub2H3MY

:laughing3: