Death Warrant Forums

...your power goes out and all you can think about is how everyone but you is leveling up.

...you have dreams of battling a Luci that sounds like Satan from South Park.

...you try to heal youself with a Flak Canon when you stumble into an ONS server and blow your arm off.

...you try to heal someone else with a Flak Canon when you stumble into and ONS server and push them off a ledge and into the lava.

...you now have Arachnophobia.

...you swear your friend's pet tarantula whispers "Come here."

...you think a health of 199 is "dangerously low."

...the concept of a weapon that runs out of ammo baffles you.

...you are are shocked when people don't know what null entropy weapon is.

...you dream of picking up a draining Shock of Poison + 10



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:laughing8: Those are great!

....when you think that anything below 100 for weapon speed is just tooo slow.

....when you think that you can tango with Luci between his legs w/o ghosting or a globe

....when you act like you hit the lottery when you spawn with a vorpal shock

....when you think thats its just god playing a sick joke when you spawn with a vorpal shiled gun

....when you throw your trans through ALL nooks and crannies hoping to find an undiscovered hidden spot

....when you start to think that 7+ players piled on top of each other in a 4 x 4 foot room is actually kind of funny

....when your scrolling through your weapons looking for your trans locator in Onslaught

....Hearing "D I N K S" in your sleep

....when you start calling your summoned monster pet "Fluffy"

. . . when you start making "you know you've played too much invasion" lists.

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