I’m trying to take my mind off of Weasel so I’ve been randomly clicking around this site. Maybe, after all this time, if I formally introduce myself it will distract me just a bit…
I’ve been here for about six months now. And still I get questioned as to whether or not I am a dentist.
I am not.
When I was a younger and more foolish man I would occasionally frequent the “gentleman’s clubs” around bflo. Sometimes we’d head north of the border to take in the “Canadian Ballet“.
I was smart enough (or embarrassed enough) to never use my real name. If ever anybody asked, I’d always say “my name is Jimmy”.
A friend suggested that to make my ruse more plausible I’d need an occupation. Something interesting so as to extend any conversation with a lady.
My cover line then became: “Hi. My name is Jimmy. I’m a dentist”.
I’ve been JimmyTheDentist to my closest friends for more than twenty years.
I truly hope all is well in your worlds!
Martin
Thanks . . but Jimmy's not a dentist
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Welcome, Martin! :)
Very glad you decided to cruise the boards!
Canadian Ballet!?!? ROFL! That's a new one on me! :compress:
Happy that you're enjoying our particular brand of Unreal obsession in Spam Vikings, too!
Frag ya later! ;)
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Very glad you decided to cruise the boards!
Canadian Ballet!?!? ROFL! That's a new one on me! :compress:
Happy that you're enjoying our particular brand of Unreal obsession in Spam Vikings, too!
Frag ya later! ;)
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Ji-i-i-i-iiiimy!
Welcome dude! I remember when we first started chatting I HAD to ask you that damn question too. :)
You're one of my favorite frag buddies!
Welcome dude! I remember when we first started chatting I HAD to ask you that damn question too. :)
You're one of my favorite frag buddies!
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Heh! And all this time I thought you were Skaank in disguise. :tard:
Welcome to the insanity. :blackeye:
Snaggle.
Welcome to the insanity. :blackeye:
Snaggle.
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"Canadian Ballet" Love it! :compress:
Welcome to the otherside! Otherside of where you ask? Answers will be forth coming........or not who knows! See you in the arena!!
Welcome to the otherside! Otherside of where you ask? Answers will be forth coming........or not who knows! See you in the arena!!
Hello;
Dont think we have had the pleasure of meeting, I'm Envy.
Nice to meecha; Why did you pick a dentist? I mean, sure girls love it, but why not an easier profession to fake?
On the side note, have you ever met anyone who tried to talk to you about their dental issues only to have them find you know nothing?
Just wondering... :blackeye:
Dont think we have had the pleasure of meeting, I'm Envy.
Nice to meecha; Why did you pick a dentist? I mean, sure girls love it, but why not an easier profession to fake?
On the side note, have you ever met anyone who tried to talk to you about their dental issues only to have them find you know nothing?
Just wondering... :blackeye:
Such is the form of my sin.
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That is funny! lol :alien:
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