Death Warrant Forums

Lets play alittle game. Disable sig if you remember .

Make a wish, then the next person grants it, but there is a negative consequence. Then that person makes a wish, etc.

IE: (1st person) I wish I had a maid.

(next person) granted, but she takes everything you own...
I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight.


OK.
I'll start.

I wish I had a million dollars .

granted, but it is stolen from a bank,

I wish I were a higher level than Kronos

Granted, but then you are in a crippling car accident and must play UT with a stick held between your teeth.

I wish every day was Friday!

Granted, but every 13th is friday the 13th the world is crippled by all the bad luck

I wish my mic wasn't broken

Granted .But you accidentally sit on it bare bottom , ouch .

I wish I had a cold one right now .

Granted, but it is too cold, giving you frostbite on your hand, which is then amputated

I wish it was colder here

Granted, but then your rock-hard nipples slice through all your favorite t-shirts.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but this is what the aliens have been waiting for so they invade and harvest.


I wish I didn't need to sleep, yet I could if I still wanted to.

Granted, but after playing monster mash with the late night european players for so long you are shunned by the daytime ones

I wish my internet was not so crappy

Granted, but then Al Gore shows up at your house demanding royalties, claiming that not only did he invent the internet but that he is the one that made yours "not so crappy".

I wish I had sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.